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Emergency vet call 2:13 am 05/02/24

Disbacher: Hello you’ve reached Coaststay Vet’s emergency night line.

Caller: My dog is choking! There’s something stuck in her throat, I can feel it, she can’t get it up!

Dispatcher: Tell me the address.

Caller: It’s 16a Compton Terrace!

Dispatcher: Help is on the way, please can you put your hand in front of her nose?

(Pause)

Dispatcher: Do you feel any air?

Caller: No! She’s starting to wobble, she can’t stand.

Dispatcher: Try and encourage her to lie down.

Caller: (voice break) Come baby, there. There. Shh, like that.

Dispatcher: Does her neck appear to be swollen? Or anywhere on her face that looks puffy or discolored?

Caller: No but I can see it in her throat.

(Pause)

Caller: It’s a ball, or a marble. Please, please.

Dispatcher: Try and keep calm, they should arrive any second. What breed is she?

Caller: She’s a border collie.

Dispatcher: What’s her name?

Caller: (Voice break) Lottie.

Dispatcher: Don’t leave Lottie alone, okay? And stay on the line. It should be less than five minutes now.

Caller: I just heard her going insane from upstairs, she woke me.

Dispatcher: Keep calm, okay?

Caller: Yes… Oh, oh, wait I think she might be managing to get it out!

(Pause)

Caller: Shh, shh, come on girl! Push!

(coughing and spluttering heard)

Dispatcher: Hello?

Caller: It’s out! God, God, okay. Ahhhhh, thank fuck.

Dispatcher: Is Lottie breathing?

(Licking heard)

Caller: Yes! She’s wagging her tail, but a bit shaken up.

(Pause)

Caller: Jesus Christ.

Dispatcher: I need to know if Lottie still requires the vet ma’am.

Caller: What on earth is that?

(Pause)

Caller: … It’s moving.

Dispatcher: What’s moving? Lottie?

Caller: Whatever she coughed up, it’s moving… What the fuck? What the fuck is that?

(Pause)

Caller: Is it a fucking squirrel?

Dispatcher: Okay, calm down, can you explain what’s happening with Lottie?

Caller: She’s fine but… Whatever she got out is moving, it’s on the floor, Jesus Christ. It’s brown, and it won’t stop moving.

Dispatcher: What was in her throat?

Caller: It looks like … a squirrel- without a tail. No, it looks white.

(Pause)

Dispatcher: Do you still require the vet? Is the dog breathing now?

Caller: Ah, no, Lottie, no, drop it. Fuck, she’s trying to get it back in her mouth! Lottie leave it alone!

(Lapping sounds.)

Caller: … It’s a puppy! I can see its little face! And ears.

(Pause)

Caller: It’s all wet, but it’s a puppy, it’s a puppy and- Shh, shh. Girl?

(Dog whimpering, retching)

Dispatcher: Is Lottie okay?

Caller: No, no? I think she’s scared, no she’s sick. Her stomach must still hurt, or- God, oh God no.

Dispatcher: Do you still require the vet? Or should I cancel your request?

Caller: Yes I require the vet because there’s a fucking puppy on my kitchen floor! Lottie, shh, shh. Come on, sit. Do you need to lie down again?

(Pause)

Caller: I think there’s another one coming up.

(Call ended 2:24 am 05/02/24)