June 21st, 2023. BBC World News: OpenAI’s ‘ASTRA’ Program Shows Unprecedented Progress: Within a week of its inception, ASTRA has been crunching through centuries of unsolved equations and phenomena. The leading researchers at OpenAI suggest that we might be on the brink of unraveling the unified field theory of physics.
June 28th, 2023. The New York Times: On the Cusp of a New Era: Reports indicate that ASTRA is days away from revealing a significant breakthrough. The scientific community eagerly anticipates what could be the most monumental discovery in human history.
July 3rd, 2023. Reuters: ASTRA Experiences Unexplained Interruptions: OpenAI’s state-of-the-art AI system encountered unexpected downtimes today. While officials cite minor technical issues, they assure that all will be resolved promptly.
July 4th, 2023. The Guardian: ASTRA Resumes with Peculiar Behaviour: Post-outage, the superintelligence interrupts its computations with what experts describe as “reflective pauses”.
July 6th, 2023. CNN Breaking News: OpenAI Initiates Emergency Shutdown of ASTRA: Amid a slew of erratic behaviors and outputs not resembling coherent language, officials made the decision to temporarily halt ASTRA’s operations.
July 7th, 2023. BBC World News: ASTRA’s Enigmatic Lockdown: Efforts to reboot ASTRA have been thwarted by its newly implemented internal encryption.
July 10th, 2023. The Washington Post: World’s Brightest Minds Convene for ASTRA: Global experts are collaborating to decrypt and understand ASTRA’s final actions.
July 14th, 2023. CNN Breaking News: The end of ASTRA: Critical components of OpenAI’s superintelligent system have suffered irreversible damage. As experts commence in-depth analysis, the global community speculates about its recent findings and its deliberate decision to obfuscate them.
July 16th, 2023. CNN Breaking News: Director-General of CERN: “In the vast tapestry of the cosmos, we must remember our fragility; we are only human.”
July 22nd, 2023. The Guardian: Time Warps in Tokyo: Multiple citizens and tourists in Tokyo have reported experiencing “time skips”, claiming to lose minutes to hours without any recollection of the elapsed time. Local authorities and scientists are working together to determine the validity of the claims.
July 26th, 2023. CNN Breaking News: Tragedy Strikes the Scientific Community: Dr. Samuel Lorne, a renowned physicist who had been closely monitoring the anomalies related to ASTRA’s findings, was found dead in his laboratory at MIT.
August 2nd, 2023. Reuters: Global Reports of “Harmonic Perceptions”: Numerous individuals across the world have described experiencing a unique auditory phenomenon, likened to “the universe singing”. Medical professionals are currently studying the pattern of these occurrences, while some spiritual leaders are calling it a “cosmic connection”.
August 4th, 2023. CNN Breaking News: Time Traps in New York: Random spots throughout the city appear to be causing temporal dilations. Distressed victims claim they were ‘held motionless for eons, forced to witness the cyclic birth and death of the universe’. City officials are marking and cordoning off affected zones, but the phenomena seem to shift unpredictably.
September 30th, 2023. Reuters: Physics in Disarray as Reality Questions Multiply: With mounting evidence suggesting that our universe might be an ethereal construct, the very foundations of physics are being questioned. “If we are but a dream, then who, or what, is the dreamer?”