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Hiiiii! :3
My name is Charlotte Densan, and I’ll be showing you how to kill a man! 🧁
First, you’ll need to measure him. If it’s hard to get close to him, if you can sneak out of your cage, {I always do so I can grab some snacks!} and do it when he’s asleep :D For example, the man I want dead is 6,3 feet and 203 lbs!
Second, you gotta plan how you’ll kill him. If you need anything to help, make sure you’ll have access to it. I want to kill him using poison! He has some rat poison in his shed.
Third, grab whatever you need to kill him. Then, you’ll need a plan on what to do when he’s dead, will you take a bus back to your family? Will you get a job? I’ll be selling his organs on the black market to get some money! :3
Fourth, initiate the plan! I’ll slip some chloroform in his coffee, so he passes out. Then, I’ll use the spare chains to tie him up! I go out to the shed and grab some things I’ll need 🎀
I’ll grab a shotgun, a handgun, an axe, some ammo, a couple of knives, plastic bags, gloves, a mask, rope, newspapers, bandages, gauze, disinfection, plastic jars, and a sewing needle and thread! I secure the chains with rope and wake him up. He’ll probably be confused or angry.
I shoot him in the foot so he can’t escape quickly if he gets his chains and ropes undone! I spread the newpaper everywhere, and sterilize the plastic jars. First, I cut off his feet, and put them in a plastic bag. I wrap him up with bandages and gauze so he’s still alive.
You’ll have to ignore the screaming, my advice? If you’re not in the middle of nowhere, soundproof the crime scene and tape his mouth shut. Then, I do the same thing with his arms and legs after I undo the ropes. I bandage him up and work on his hair, oh! I forgot! You’ll need a razor. After I grab one, I shave all of his body hair off. Then, I grab a wrench from his toolbox.
I use the allen wrench to rip his teeth out, it takes a little elbow grease, but, it’s definitely worth it! 🍬
I also cut his tongue out and sew his mouth shut, he’ll be dead soon so we have to work quickly. I open up the sterilized jars and and put a plastic bag in them, I grab the sharpest knife I could find {Which is the one he used on me} and cut open his stomach. I take out his ribcage, and put it in a plastic bag. I then take out his lungs, and put them in a jar.
I follow the same procedure with every other organ and such, including his heart, liver, eyes, intestine, kindeys and brain! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡
When done, I sew up the stomach and wrap his entire body up in bandages. I put it in a trashbag and disinfect everything while cleaning it up. I also burn the murder weapons, then I put the body bag in the freezer for a couple weeks. During those 4 weeks, I sell his remains for money. I have about $600,000 now! (≧◡≦) ♡
Once the 4 weeks are over, I take his car and drive to the dump to dispose of him. Then, I disinfect it! 🍩🧸
I grab some matches and gasoline, also a hammer. Before I burn the place down, I destroy everything and smash everything! After everything is crushed, I drench the place in gasoline. Once the place is soaked, I light a match and throw it. Instantly, everything is engulfed in the flames.
That is how you kill a man! ╰(•-• )つ──♡︎*:・ﾟ
{I might make a following story on how you don’t get caught! :D}