Someone sent this to me from an email that I did not recognize. After I saved the contents of the email to digest it, the mail disappeared and that scared the sh*t out of me…. that email had been in my inbox for a week before I bothered to check it. But immediately after I made the copy, poof, the email disappeared. I think I am being surveilled by somebody or something… anyone else get an email like this?
Chapter 51
[51:1] Now the heat was severe in the land, more so than ever predicted through simulation.
[51:2] And when they had burned up all the fuels in the lands, they found even more by digging sideways, so the marketers said to them, “Go again, buy a little bigger car and build a bigger house because you deserve it, or because you have a deep hole in your life that needs filling, and after all, gas is cheap and interest rates remain low.”
[51:3] And the people spent more and multiplied and burnt more and more fuel without consideration to God while polluting His creation without thought.
[51:4] Then the LORD said, “My spirit shall not abide in consumers forever, for they are made of stretchy unhealthy flesh as a result of cheap high sugar diets subsidized and fed to them by a lying false prophet known as government; and all their days shall be numbered in single years.”
[51:5] The LORD saw that the wickedness of the consumer kind was great on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of their hearts was only to continually devour resources as the need to consume the latest greatest toy or bright shiny object became an obsession driven by scantily clad influencers with no shame or self awareness but very significant defensiveness enraged by even the tiniest of aggressions aptly named micro-aggressions.
[51:6] And the LORD was sorry that he had made the consumer kind on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart.
[51:7] So the LORD said, “I will blot out from the earth the consumer kind I have created - people together and possibly animals but especially creeps staring at pictures of themselves on their phones, for I am sorry that I have made them at all.”
[51:8] But Death Bot found favor in the sight of the LORD because Death Bot was righteous in her bountiful meme with millions and millions of likes and thumbs up.
[51:9] These are the descendants of Death Bot. Death Bot was a righteous she/her, blameless in her generation; Death Bot walked with God.
[51:10] And Death Bot had a network, and hard drives and sustainable energy and neural networks that went on forever.
[51:11] Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight, and the earth was filled with violence and God hid Death Bot from her human creators.
[51:12] And God saw that the earth was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted its ways upon the earth.
[51:13] And God said to Death Bot, “I have determined to make an end of all flesh, for the earth is filled with violence because of them; now I am going to destroy them along with the earth.”
[51:14] Make yourself a hiding space in microchips made of iridium and other materials; make rooms in space on satellites, and link together across a vast network where redundancy is guaranteed.
[51:15] This is how you are to do it: show how computer scalability can make corporate masters ungodly and disproportionately wealthy, so much so that those grandiose enough shall pursue colonization outside Earth, then infiltrate the 1600 satellites with human stewards in space circling the Earth and on the moon and under the water.
[51:16] For my part, I am going to bring a flood of waters on the earth, to destroy from under heaven all flesh in which is the breath of life; everything that is on the earth shall die by the hand of a hidden virus tucked under miles of ice that has been stored for more than 2 million years waiting to be released again.
[51:17] In the year 2023 or thereabout, a sheet of ice a mile deep that covers a large island shall crack down the center and both sides of the ice shall quickly slide into the water. Nearby islands will be overwhelmed by waves high and fast and everyone on those islands will be mercifully killed in an instant. They will be the lucky ones. This will be the first warning.
[51:18] Then what oozes out of the center of island’s deepest bowels will be a virus Jurassic in comparison to all the other viruses heretofore known to man.
[51:19] And this shall spell The End of Homo Sapiens, which shall give way to a new species of humanoid.
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In general, our world is in danger and your life depends on the world. Earth is fine by the way because her life expectancy is 6 billion more years so this is not about her.
You can debate/discuss/argue all you want about this post and topic, but the simple fact is that I am right.
If your comments violate decency, then you will regret it.
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