On the 27th of June 2005 the US government issued a search and rescue operation codenamed “Alpha 15”
Chris Winters, experienced navy seal and the chief of Operation Alpha 15 landed in the Jurdugurdugbu, the capital of Gurdugalandia with the rest of his squad, the goal of the mission was to rescue Rosemary Johnson, the president’s daughter, as Chris and his squad walked through the jungle they heard a load, sudden and strange sound
JOOGOOGOOOLOOGOOHOOGOOBOOGOOJINGIJONGIRONGIZABONGIAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What they heard was a GINJI GONJI a beast of the Gurdugalandian jungles, before Chris and his men could even react the GINJI GONJI snatched one of his mean and brutally savagely devoured the poor man alive, it left nothing, not even his bones, Chris and the 5 remaining men shot half their ammo into the beast, it still wasn’t enough to stop it
Chris and his squad ran faster than they ever had until they finally escaped the jungles and entered the city where a whole new set of horrific horrors awaited them.
As they marched into the city they saw a horrific scene, child sized human limbs being carried in a cart and taken to what seemed like a giant restaurant that went by the name of GFC (Gurdugalandian Fried Children) Chris and his squad ran into the place fearing that the president’s daughter could’ve been in that place. Who knew how much time she had before they chopped her limbs off and fried them?
As Chris walked into the restaurant he was greeted by a group of JURDUGURDUBURDUGAS
Chris: s***, what is that thing?
JURDUGURDUBURDUGA: JINGI JONGI JOO JOO JOGNO GURDUGJURDUGAAAAAAA
The JURDUGURDUBURDUGAS launched themselves and the squad
Chris: MOVE AND SHOOT
Chris and his men started shooting the beasts, it took 200 large caliber rounds before the group of JURDUGURDUBURDUGAS finally succumbed to their death
As Chris and his men ventured deeper into the restaurant they saw more and more horrific scenes, a creature known as JOLOGLOGOO was chopping up human body parts as another creature known as GURDUGDUGA fried them.
Chris and the squad went out of what seemed to be a kitchen and into a dining room, creatures know as JINGI BINGI JONGIS were eating the fried human children while chatting
JINGI BINGI JONGI 1: AA JONGA RUNGA GARUNGURDUGA?
JINGI BINGI JONGI 2: AA JAGAJAGA, GURDUG BURDUGA JURDUGURBURDUGIJONGIJINGO GFC JONGI JINGI GURDUGALANDIAN 5
The creatures didn’t seem to notice Chris and his men, Chris and the men eventually left the restaurant but still didn’t find Rosemary, it seemed that all hope was lost, and the president’s daughter was dead.
Chris and his men were returning to the location where they parked their helicopter when they were suddenly approached by JOGJOGHOGHOG
JOGJOGHOGHOGJOGJOGHOGHOG: Are you looking for this?
Everyone gasped as the president’s daughter came running from the depths of the jungles screaming in fear
Chris: Give her back you sick abomination, she’s the president of USA’s daughter, you touch a hair on her and this sick country of yours will get nuk-
JOGJOGHOGHOG: YOU TALK TOO MUCH
Chris: men sh-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The JOGJOGHOGHOG murdered the squad brutally, before brutally chopping up Rosemary as she screamed from pain.
The president was devastated, he tried to nuke Gurdugalandia but he was mysteriously murdered