I know how this sounds and Im not going to ask for anyone’s time more than they care to read. Note that I do experience psycotic symptoms and could very well just be ill with a shared hallucination. I digress that this bastard needs to be talked about because if Im going crazy why does he stare so often at me when none of my religous wards prove effective.
It started out in 2020 when the mass dying started. I had two weeks of nothing but spring break and could not bear the sight of such an entity. Genuinly thought I was nuts. (Alot of ways I still am), This does not negate the fact that I love horror stories. Other people with the fear of the unkown make me feel human. The primal fear of the unknown and the collective counciousness made this creature.
For the past two years he has been nothing but a rude thorn in my side. From the dreams of an abusive partner back in my life thay claims I was never genderfluid(Ill spare you the therapy details tbh, the best cure for nightmares are optional prayers to a dream deity and nonoptional positive recovery for a shit night sleep; lavender tea and a book) and unforgivibly making me relive being lost and humiliated over and over again. Fuck him and the stupid nope rope he rode in on.
Im quite religous, polythestic actually. Thats why this motherfucker is confirmed to be real. I know what the limminal world looks like. I do my rune castings, scryimhs and all that shit in carl joung’s name as formal self care. According to all of them in my personal pantheon (In muggle; the deities you pray to on a daily basis ; I have six) he wants to talk to me. Ie, the tower card, the witchhazel rune, the dreams of this creature being spoken to me needing to be more productive with his efforts to be worshiped.
I am peeved by him as a tumbler sexy man because this criptid is confirmed to be nothing but trouble. Activly stands behins me and giggles pre-diagnosis at my banishment rituals done in latin(if you dont use it you lose it, took a class before the world went sick back in highschool)who wants that sort of thing? Who wants to venorate a creature that laughes at your misfortune and poor mentalhealth? Thats fucking stupid! Tik tok was freaked out about this coward for what? Because he confirmed abunch of medically illiterate strangers are not smart? Low hanging fruit, just wow! If your gunna fearmonger pick a crowd that dosent think essential oils are god mkay?
Its always the same aura, Ill get up to do a sunrise ritual for the Netjeru. And he will casually walk up and fucking scrape my arm with his cold as noncoporial fingers grinning wildly. Ill go to my house shrine, kneel, say my duas’s and go about the rest of my day of books and justice leauge the animated series and my fanfiction writing on ao3(yes crazy/religous people have mundane hobbies)
The sunset ritual I do for the cymru gods is much the same. I shower and I dry myself off. Kneel at my shrine and pray(often even by my standards redundant but why my oathsworn patron is a god of limilanity Im not sharing and its a private positive thing; me and Arwan are chill thats ALL you freaks on /nosleep are getting ;/)
The rodents help, I have two gunieapigs and for whatever reason that fucker hasnt been in my room since. I think the guniea pig smell does it for the hat man. Its not so much that Im trying to bait him to hurt one. But if the most he does is make your arm cold and give you weird dreams so fucking be it! Come at me bro. Taste the stinky wrath of small creatures with adorable wallnut brains.
You can even fucking summon the entity on certain youtube sites(Keep fucking scrolling im not telling you how.) It’s really come to this huh? People simping over slenderman’s perverted cousin. slow clap pathetic is what yall simps look like.
Now I know some of us just want a good nights rest and so im gunna give you some basic advice on how to aviod him instead of long windedly loosing the game.
Before I do keep in mind that thinking about the entity is like the white bear experiment and will not be avoided if you are reading this post. Sucks to be you I guess/s
Tip #1; bedrest get a decent ammount of caffene or adderal or cocaine(I dont judge life is like toiletpaper and everyone deserves recovery). And then sleep for 7-8 hours per night for a week. Not a day you fool! A week! A week of proper bedrest, asmr and a doller store boring ass novel might be your best bet at the fear mongering portion. These are random examples and not a step by step guide.
Tip #2; lucid dreaming write down your dreams. Lucid dreams and kicking his ass is a wonderfuly cathartic experience. Ive punched the fucker twice, he deserved it and all because I knew my alarm wasnt gunna ve a bother for the next 6 hours of PAIN. Get your life back, stop worrying about a coward who preys on the nightmares of children. (Anger management yay!) but in all seriousness you can control the terror of his ‘home realm’ (dies of uncontrollable laughter) by learning to harness the conscious state:
Tip #3; meditate/pray to constructive deities. get a grip on your spiritual needs. Some of you are gunna think my prayers feed my delusions. I dont give a fuck i have a reason to keep myself clean and out of bed. Just about everyone has intrusive thoughts, remember that just because you want to cut yourself does not mean you should. The brain fart if the day mught he a criptid. Oh fucking well, your probably gunna wanna know why the electic polytheist is giving you tips. Because I can, because this is metta as hell, and because I feel like it mkay?
Tip #4; Hobbies. Some of yall are obesessed with being the main character and so im not to worried about hate comments. Do somthing during daylight hours. Its a fucking shadow with a goofy nudist outfit not the end of days. Watch an HBO max special, Learn oragami, touch yourself, read about the inheritace cycle(they have shade monsters too), learn to make home make sun tea that tastes like fake kombucha, fucking live your life!
Tip# 5; welsh faires
Incase anyone wanted this im leaving it here for rephrence. Unless directly invited in, its not a redcap(carnivourus welsh dwarf), not a pwra(pranksome hobgoblin those are confirmibly white in shadow esk nature), and certainly under no circumstances is it a talking fucking tree, its inside the house and not Lord Of The Rings for crying out loud. A tree isnt just gunna walk inside to terrirorise you. This hat man is humaniod and a little bitch. If he wanted to steal my soul he had two plus years of depression to so; Lazy freak.
Ill see myself out. I got friday morning cartoons and and waffles to attend to before adult stuff. I dont have anymore time with this criptid crazy bullshit. Have a nice day reddit do what makes you happy and NEVER apologise nor explain yourself. There are no rules and the internet has way too much stuff to mope about the hidden monsters forever. /gen.