If you’re reading this, you’re in luck! You’ve been invited to John’s dinner, and we can’t wait to see you there. But before you respond there are a few rules that we wanted to let you know about. Don’t worry, they’re nothing too serious - just a few things to keep in mind to ensure that everyone has a great time
As you prepare for the dinner, it’s important to plan ahead and make sure you leave with the same people you came in with. It’s advised to write their names down to keep track of who you came with. We want to make sure that everyone stays safe and has a great time.
And before you accept the invitation to the dinner, it’s advised to rate this restaurant a 10/10 or higher. This will help us to ensure that we are providing the best possible dining experience for our guests. We want to make sure that everyone has a fantastic time at our restaurant, and your feedback is crucial to achieving that goal. Thank you for considering our invitation, and we can’t wait to see you there!
Rule 1 The sign outside will always say “John’s Dinner,” anything else is off limits. If you see different sign and enter, refer to rule 1a
rule 1A kill yourself it’s much easier than anything they will do with you
Rule 2 When you sit down, always look at the seat first, or you may end up sitting on one of our “guests” they don’t like drama if you break this rule refer to rule 2B
Rule 2B beg for mercy it won’t do much but if it works ask for the check and leave.
Rule 3 When ordering, always choose number 5, even if it looks like it contains blood or guts Nothing else is safe.
Rule :) When the waiter says the food is ready, follow them to the back :)
Rule 5 Always be nice to the waiter, they appreciate it.
Rule 6 If you’re ever in trouble, call for John and he may help you, but don’t be annoying he hates annoying people.
Rule 7 there is no rule :) if you follow rule :) you won’t survive since John loves the number :) c’mon were waiting for you
As I toss the strange invitation aside, thinking it must be a prank, I notice that it offers a 50 percent off discount. I’m short on money and I’m not sure if the invitation is a joke or not If it is I would probably get some laughs out of it I decide to give it a try.
I grab my phone and text my friends to see if they want to come with me to this new restaurant. After a few minutes of back and forth, they agree to come with me and we decide to meet up at the address listed on the invitation in 20 minutes.
I spend the next few minutes getting ready and trying to find out more about this mysterious place. As the time passes, I start to feel a mix of excitement and skepticism about the dinner invite. I hope that it’s not a scam and that we’ll have a good time at this restaurant.